Two miles a day life Either she isn't good at

Either she isn't good at arithmetic or she has been telling porkies about her age

By Simon Drew

25 - Go to a lap dancing club

Greeting card with a humorous caption to a photograph showing a man relaxing on a deckchair - he is carefully rationing his exercise so as not to become too muscular

Two miles a day life Either she isn't good atFunny greeting card by Comedy Card Company There's a bit of a family crisis. Do you remember grandma saying she was going to walk two miles a day once she turned 80? Yes Well, now she's 84 and we have absolutely no idea where she is . . . Greeting card with a funny caption to an image showing a family drama where grandma's plan to walk two miles a day has got out of hand! Published by the Comedy Card Company, this card measures approximately 7 x 5